Hump day

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> So an art painter was at the door (I knew she was coming). I'm still
> in pjs/robe/glasses. Jake is screaming. Lily is running around
> whining. I deal with painter, Dan calls, Jake still screaming, Lily
> starts peeing all over (thru her panties). Throw the phone down,
> throw Jake down, move peeing Lily to potty. Hang up on Dan & calm
> Jake down. Clean pee from carpet, my feet & Lilys legs. Change
> Jakes huge diaper & call Dan back. Settle down with both kids.
> Feeding Jake his bottle & reading to Lily. So nice &
> peaceful...until new dog starts peeing on the carpet. Jump up to
> stop her which makes both kids start crying. This is definitely a
> chips & salsa and margaritas day!
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Target Potty

So, is it sad or super fabulous that I was just dancing a little in
the bathroom stall at Target to a jiving song on my iPod?
(BTW- Thats kinda my favorite way to shop now...at nite, after the
kids r down, with my headphones in & my iPod blaring)

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Broccoli

That's Mama Tree, Dada Tree & Baby Tree.

Lasagna anyone?

Sooo late. Rush. Rush. Rush. Must get a dinner that takes about an
hour to make in 20 minutes. Have to be at small group! Alright got all
the prep done. Need to start assembling. Oh...crap...ain't that a big
surprise. Sauce on my white shirt! Did I mention I have to be
somewhere with no time for a costume change? Ugh! Here's the
clincher...As I was starting this whole debacle (sp?) I thought to
myself - 'I am totally gonna get sauce on this. I know I should put
one of my aprons on. But...nah. Why bother?'.
Whatevs. Sauce shmauce.
(My oh-so-fabulous & hip shirt can be purchased at Vine & Branches.
Sans sauce).

Jealous?

Look what I got today. Thanks darling! Isn't the lettuce-y thing cool?!

"Lovely day, lovely day, lovely day, love-ly day"

Who sang that song?!! It's from the 80's. Anyway...

Great day today. (Finally!) Went to a killer spin class this morning.
It kicked my butt. I fully anticipate being miserably sore tomorrow.
After that I took Pie (our cat) to the vet. Well, that part wasn't so
great. Sick cat=big vet bill. Fed the fam, did some work, studied for
my cooking class, hung out with the more than awesome Crosby family
that came over to fish. (Fishing=not more than awesome. Poor fish!)
Now Lily is watching a video, Jake is sleeping in his swing, (Poor
swing. It really struggles to swing our hefty darling!) Dan is reading
& I just cracked open a new book. Reading with a glass of wine &
snacks & a contented family...thank you God. It's all because of you!

How was all of your Saturdays? Good or bad!

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It's like stealing from the communion plate

This was what I found when I opened the car door at church this
morning. Drugs (possibly) in a church parking lot. Nice. I often
wonder what happens to peoples conscience & common sense. (Did I spell
conscience right?)